


Because all the iPad app publishers already know you’re a sucker, why not price an RSS reader that is free for the iPhone at $10 on the iPad.

Because less is the new more. And the delicious irony of a one paragraph blog post about how we need to get to used to getting less.

Because if the battery dies, Apple will just send you a whole new iPad for $99!

Because this guy already did a great job of deluding himself into buying one, so why shouldn’t you?
Because Steve won’t let it out the door with an ugly calculator.